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We Adopted A Terrible Toyota Truck To See How Reliable They Really Are

Andrew P Collins

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This is no diamond-in-the-rough. It’s not an “oldie but goodie” like Bowman’s well-storied Ram. This ravaged third-gen 4Runner a mean-muggin’ non-fucking-giving beater, and now we have the arduous task of taking care of it. Or, you know, destroying it.

Last night this lifted, bent, ratty Toyota 4Runner appeared at my doorstep like an abandoned baby in a basket. It smells faintly of Mexican food and everything aft of the front seats seem to have been converted to a sleeping/storage area.

At least somebody did put the wheel back where it’s meant to go, here’s the 4Runner as it sits at Truck Yeah HQ right now:

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The whole thing is this cool militaryish green/grey with a Rhinoliner’d hood (why?). The front grille is definitely not straight and neither is the (aftermarket?) trailer-hitch rig. But really, all it needs is a light bar and maybe some funky Plasti-Dip on those wheels. Next stop Wal-Mart, baby.

Okay the real story is the owner (a former colleague) lit off to San Francisco and didn’t feel like paying for parking, I think, so he bequeathed it to Truck Yeah!/Jalopnik for an undefined period of time “as long as we promised to document its destruction.”

I dunno, the whole arrangement’s pretty vague but I’m basically running a rusty orphanage up here and I just couldn’t turn those sweet three-spoke wheels away.

After a brief assessment and lap around the driveway, I’ve concluded it may be too nice to simply suicide… sounds okay, tires are great, and the 3″(?) lift looks professionally executed.

We Adopted A Terrible Toyota Truck To See How Reliable They Really Are

So what are we going to do with this hog? Chase polar bears up Canada way? Mud racin’? Make it my new guest bedroom? Should be a good rig to teach my fellow NY-based bloggers how to off-road this summer… at the very least.

Your turn: Ideas. Go.


Andrew P. Collins is Jalopnik’s off-road and adventure guy. Shoot him an email atandrew@jalopnik.com or hit him up on Twitter @andr3wcollins to talk trucks.

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Monkey 47 rated 100 points by Robert Parker

Robert Parker: Monkey 47 gin deserves 100 points
25 February, 2015
By Martin Green

The world’s most famous wine critic has thrown his weight behind Black Forest craft gin brand Monkey 47.

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At a press conference in London this evening Robert Parker, famous for “making or breaking” wine brands by scoring them out of 100, said that if ever a gin deserved 100 points it was Monkey 47.14801.photo.2

 

 

 

 

 

Parker said: “Monkey 47 is the greatest gin I have ever tasted. It’s as good as it gets. If ever a gin deserves 100 points it’s that.

“The aromatics on it are just amazing.”

He added: “I tweeted about it and the owner sent me a letter, he was really pleased and he said they tried to make this gin like a wine.”

Wing Commander Montgomery Collins of the RAF created the gin when he was posted to the British zone of Berlin after the World War II, inspired both by the local flora and his upbringing in Madras.

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Collins also sponsored a monkey in Berlin Zoo and later opened a guesthouse called the Wild Monkey. When the house was being done up at the start of this century the recipe was rediscovered and the gin was reborn as Monkey 47.

Monkey 47 is distributed by Spirit Cartel in the UK and retails for £40-£50.

Harvey Nichols’ wine and spirits buyer Ivan Dixon describes it as “a perfect combination of background story, quality of liquid, versatility and genius branding”.

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And The Unquenchable Curiosity For Botanicals

Driven by an unquenchable curiosity for botanicals and a passionate desire to explore new sensory territory, combined with a soft spot for exquisite distillates, our Master Distiller, Christoph Keller, has been embarking on his third annual search for that “specie rara” – a special ingredient for a special and unique Black Forest Dry Gin, our Monkey 47 “Distiller’s Cut”. Every year, this special edition of just 3,000 bottles sets the hearts of barkeepers and gin enthusiasts racing with exhilaration.

Just once a year, Keller distills a very small batch of this unique cut – pushing himself to the very boundaries of what is even sensorially feasible in terms of distillation using plant ingredients. The macerate of the Monkey’s 47 “traditional” ingredients is further enhanced by adding a special ingredient, distilled in a further process, matured for 12 months in earthenware containers, and then married with soft water from the Black Forest. But let’s be honest, all we’re really trying to do is keep our Master Distiller happy by allowing him to spend three weeks experimenting to his heart’s content, beyond the boundaries of the conventional.

On May 13, 2012 – the feast day of Saint Servatius – his search for that “specie rara” took him to thefoothills of the southern Black Forest with the aim of harvesting sufficient quantities of a regional andyet well-known botanical treasure: “Maiwipferl” – young shoots of the Norway spruce, Picea abies.

Medical applications for the spruce were mentioned in herb books as long ago as in medieval times. In folk medicine, tea made from spruce shoots was widely considered to be an effective blood purifying agent.

For our distiller, however, the sensory properties of the spruce shoot – the sweet aromas of the fresh sap, a subtle hint of citrus notes, and the heavy earthy tones of the forest floor coupled with the early summer freshness of green spruce needles – are the real reason for his fascination.

A Quarter of a ton of this precious commodity, harvested in just four days by the hands of industrious helpers from throughout the region, made its way into our local and unique recipe, which requires an elaborate and complex manufacturing process.

Once they have been successfully harvested, the spruceshoots are placed in a warm raw distillate of Monkey 47, complemented by a selection of the 47 familiar regional and uncommon botanicals, and, in keeping with classic British tradition, macerated for “one day and two nights”, or 36 hours, after which they are gently distilled.The result is a genuine Monkey 47 – just a totally different one!

A gin of unique complexity with peppery spices, subtle citrus and sap notes, as well as a long finish on the palate. A myriad of flavors bursting with vitality for those who want to treat their senses to a gin of real quality – neat, as a G&T,or in a Martini.